“Don't worry. It's going to be fine,
I promise!”
Jonah's hands caressed the sides of my
arms in hopes to calm me down. I was a nervous wreck. I didn't want
to give a speech. I mean, I did, just not in front of so many people.
“You're right, you're right!” My
eyes were glued to the floor space between us as I whispered to
myself. “I can do this. It's no big deal!”
“There you go!” Jonah gently shook
my shoulders so I would look up at him. “You've got this!”
“Lynn!” I snapped my head around to
the sound of Mark calling out my name. He looked worried as he
approached us “I can't figure out how to connect the video to the
projector.”
“Oh” I was caught off guard. I
didn't have any idea either. “Can you take this please.” I handed
my drink to Jonah and followed Mark to the corner of the wedding hall
where the projector system was hooked up.
The past couple of days Woody, Mark,
Lacey, Rebecca, and I had been anxiously putting together a fun
little video for Kadie's wedding. We were planning on surprising her
with it. There were pictures of us growing up with video clips of us
sharing memorable stories involving Kadie.
“The video is playing on the laptop,
I just can't get it to play on the projector.” Mark said as he
wiggled around some random wires.
“Let me see” I took the laptop from
him. Before I could do anything Woody, Lacey, and Sarah were crowded
around me.
“What's going on?” Sarah asked.
“Yeah, tell the clueless blonde
what's going on.” Woody rolled his eyes. “Obviously the video
isn't playing on the projector.” He gave her a look of disgust.
Sarah's jaw was slightly dropped and
her brows furrowed. She stared at Woody for a moment to emphasize her
annoyance before she turned to me. “Can I try? I've had to do this before at a few of my mom's events.”
“Sure” I slid the laptop over to
her.
“You can set up a wireless
connection” After a few key strokes she stopped and grunted. “I
always use Mac's so I'm not sure if I'm doing it right on here.”
“Give it to me” Woody took the
laptop from her before she could say anything. “So fucking spoiled”
he whispered under his breath. He began going through the control
buttons hoping something would pop up.
Rebecca, who was tapping her toe with
crossed arms in the corner, finally spoke up. “I'm pretty sure
that's not how you do it, Woody.”
“That's the webcam you idiot!”
Sarah aggressively pulled the laptop back from Woody.
“Guys! Guys!” I finally inserted
myself between the two and took the laptop back. “I will figure it
out. Just go back to doing whatever it was you two were doing as far
away from each other as possible, please. For everyone's sake.”
“Lynn, I'm just trying to help. I'm
sorry if your short little friend here is getting in the way.”
“I've had it up to here with you!”
Sarah's hand leveled off just above her head. But, even then it only
came up to Woody's chin on his tall frame. He laughed at how childish
she looked which only angered her more before she puffed out her
chest and stormed off.
“Can't you just be nice for like, one
minute?” Rebecca scorned Woody.
Woody continued laughing. “What? You
want me to be nice to that over privileged posh British girl?
Please!”
Lacey spoke under her breath. “Wow,
Woody, I didn't think you knew such big words.”
“Just cause I'm a good Christian
country boy with a Southern accent don't mean I can't speak well.”
That was such a typical Woody line. Saying something that was so
unlike him to make everyone feel bad. But instead it always made
everyone roll their eyes and sigh.
“Please!”I held up my palm. “Just
go away!”
Woody whispered a few profanities
before he finally walked away. I tried checking the wires again, with
Mark's help.
“Excuse me” I heard a voice
directed towards me. I looked up to see the wedding coordinator. “We
need to start the speeches soon. Is everyone ready?” I felt a pit
in my stomach. For a brief second I'd completely forgotten about the
speech. I grimaced as I finally nodded my head.
“We'll be there in just a few
seconds.” I assured her before she walked away in the distance
talking into her headset.
“We're gonna have to figure this out
later, Mark.” I finally gave up. “There's a back room where we
put our stuff, you can just put the laptop there for now.” I handed
it over to Mark who was frowning.
“Okay” his voice was low as he
walked away.
I inhaled a deep breath than exhaled.
My eyes were closed as I shook my hands trying to mentally prepare
myself. Rebecca, Lacey, and I headed over to the dance floor in the
center of the room.
As we were weaving through tables I
felt a hand pull my shoulder back. It was Daniel. He looked so
different in a suit and tie compared to his usual band t-shirt and
skinny jeans that he normally wore. I gave him an up-and-down look
and noticed that he still managed to wear his black Converses with
his suit.
I smiled and pointed. “Nice shoes”
“We wouldn't be The Kicks without
them, right?”
We leaned in for a hug and as we did I
looked around his table realizing he didn't bring a plus one. “How
have things been going with Lauren?”
Lauren was Daniel's best friend since
college. The two of them were inseparable. They knew just about every
one of the others secrets. It was weird if you asked me, but I guess
that was reason enough for Daniel to fall for her.
“Well, you see...” He rubbed the
back of his head and nervously looked around. “It didn't quiet
work out like I hoped.”
“Distance?”
“Definitely” He nodded with guilt.
“With the label being here in the city I can barely find the time
to fly back to London.”
“Well, hey!” I tried cheering him
up “The girls here are fucking gorgeous and you're a British guy
that can sing. I don't feel too bad for you.” We both laughed.
“I'm sorry to interrupted.” Rebecca
weaseled her way in between us. “I just wanted to tell you that I
absolutely love your song. I hear it all the time on the radio! I
can't believe you're really him. You're Daniel from The Kicks!”
Daniel looked like a combination of
happy and confused. “Yes, yes I am. And you are?”
“This is my old friend, Rebecca, from
back home.”
“Well hello, old friend Rebecca.”
Daniel's voice lulled. He knew exactly what he was doing.
“Ohhh my God, Lynn, he just said my
name.” Rebecca's fingers were clawing into my arm. “He just said
my fucking name.”
Daniel laughed. “Oh God, this'll
never get old!”
I rolled my eyes and apologized on
Rebecca's behalf. “Come on Rebecca.” I pulled her hand and tugged
her along after me.
The wedding coordinator saw Lacey,
Rebecca, Mark and I approaching the dance floor and asked for the
music to be lowered. I could hear myself gulp. I picked up a
microphone and looked across from me to see Kadie and Adam standing
on the other side.
Kadie's palms were facing up as she
mouthed, “Where's Woody?”
“I don't know” I lipped the words
back to her as I shrugged. I turned around and asked Mark and Lacey
the same question knowing that Rebecca didn't give a rat's ass.
Neither one of them knew, but the wedding coordinator was punching us
on time, so we had to continue on without him.
“Can I have everyone's attention
please?”
I held a glass of champagne in one hand
and the microphone in the other. I felt naked standing in front of
the crowd. There were hundreds of people. Most of them people I
didn't know. They stared at me as their volume went down to whispers
and then eventually silence.
“Hi” I cooed.
Jonah's face lit up with a big smile.
His elbows were propped up on the table as he casually leaned
forward. One hand lightly traced the edge of his tumbler glass and
the other slightly covered his mouth to stop him from laughing. He
knew how nervous I was. That public speaking wasn't my thing. It made
it that much more funnier since it came with such ease to him. After
all, he stood in front of audiences for a living.
“For those of you who don't know, my
name is Lynn and I'm Kadie's maid of honor.” I heard a woo from the
distance. It was of course Jonah cheering me on. A few others joined
in for encouragement. I nervously laughed and shot Jonah a look of
embarrassment. “Kadie and I have known each other since we were in
diapers. We've been there for each other through the good, the bad,
and the ugly. And by ugly I mean the time when Kadie decided to get a
perm.” The room filled with laughter and I felt slightly at ease.
“I've watched Kadie go through some tough times. She'd come out of
these situations that much stronger and that much more shielded. I've
always known what a beautiful soul she has, but I was afraid no one
else would have a chance to experience it like I did. And then along
came Adam...” His groomsmen began cheering for him. “I still
remember the night these two met. Adam came into the restaurant
looking like Don Draper, as if he already knew Kadie's weakness. Of
course being as stubborn as she is, Kadie still wasn't budging. She
was guarded and convinced that even the most suavest of men couldn't
break down her walls. This is when I knew Adam was the one for Kadie.
Because he patiently waited like a true gentleman. And for any man
that can stand Kadie's bullshit, I'd say he's a winner.”
I paused for a second assuming it
would be filled with laughter. But instead the room was dead silent.
I looked around the room to see everyone's jaw dropped. What I said
was obviously a joke, I didn't think people would take it so
seriously. I scrambled through my notes to skip towards the end of my
speech. My hands were shaking. This was exactly what I was afraid of.
This feeling right here.
“Lynn” Mark nudged my shoulder. I
turned towards him to see his eyes glued to the projector screen
behind us. “ I think the connection for the laptop finally went
through. ....”
I gasped at the webcam video playing of
Woody and Sarah wildly making out and grinding on one another in the
back storage room. “Oh...shit”
haha!!! i knew all that arguing had to have been sexual tension!
ReplyDeletehahahah oh my god as soon as you started writing about the computer issues and the webcam, I had a feeling that would happen
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHahaha... knew it....
ReplyDeleteHa! Nice. Glad they were caught making out and not fighting.
ReplyDeleteYES! I had a feeling! That's funny stuff, and her toast was great. mum
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha.....Oh my God! this post has certainly made me laugh out loud........well, I knew that aggressive jesting had some chemistry brewing
ReplyDeleteAha, I was right! LOL. I've liked when Lynn's friends from home are incorporated in the story line, it seems to bring out a different side of her. It shows good writing because it's almost like you know the character in real life
ReplyDeleteOver the past couple of days I've read this blog from beginning to end and im sad that I'm caught up now! I love your writing and the characters of the blog!
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